New Year Jokes

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Fresh Jokes on Happy New Year 2015

  • Your not growing any younger this new year, you should start
    Living your life before you grow bald and ugly ;p :D
    Happy New year!
  • This new year all I want is to lose
    weight and lose a few inches
    From here and there and from
    every part of my body :p
    Happy new year!
  • This new ill make a promise to
    myself that I will be spending more time
    On the treadmill than on the couch watching tv.
    Happy new year 2015

New Year Funny Jokes 2015

  • HAPPY NEW YEAR
    Receive my simple gift of LOVE
    Wrapped with SINCERITY
    Tied with CARE &
    Sealed with BLESSINGS
    2 Keep u HAPPY & SAFE all the life long.
    HAPPY NEW YEAR
  • Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
    It means, ‘Without Information Fighting Every time’
    WIFE says: No, it means ‘With Idiot for Ever’
    Happy New Year 2015

Funny New Year Sms In Hindi

  • Ek SHARABI DARU Pee Pee K”Mar” Gaya,
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    Lekin Marte-Marte Bhi Ye Anmol Baat Kah
    Gaya…
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    DARU To “Branded” Hi Peeta Tha, Saala
    “Liver” Hi Local Nikla.
    Happy New Year.
  • Aaj kal ke bache
    8 years boy Ladka: “1 bidi ka bundle dena.”
    .
    Dukandar:”Kya re iss Umar me hi Bidi pine laga.. ?? :O
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    Boy:”Nahi Be Dhakkan , Ye mereChote Bhai
    ke liye hai Mujhe 1 Packet “GOLD FLAKE” dede..
    Dukandaar Shocked – Boy Rocked.
    Happy New Year 2015.

Happy New Year Jokes In Punjabi

  • Ek Sardar Apne Bete Se Bola:
    “Oye Ghabra Mat Tu Sher Ka Puttar Hai..
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    Beta:”Oye Pape Achcha Hua Bata Diya..
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    Teacher Bhi Poochti Hai Ki Tu Kis Janwar Ki aulad hai.
    Happy New Year 2015.
  1. Ek Raat 2 Baje Bhot Tez Barish me 1 Pathan
    ne ek ghar ka Darwaza knock kiya aur Pucha:
    KyA DHAKKA LAGA DO Gy?
    Aadmi neend me tha isliye inkaar kar k andar
    aa gya par usay guilty feel hua.
    Socha Barish me kabhi Main bhi phans sakta hun,
    Wo utha aur Bahir ja kar onchi awaz me pukara:
    Kya Tumhe abhi bhi dhakkay ki zarurat hai?
    Aawaz Aayi:
    HAAN..!!
    Aadmi:
    Theek hai Bhai,Tum ho kahan?
    Pathan:
    Yara Yahan GARDEN ME DEKHO.
    HUM JHOOLAY PAR BETHA HAI..
    Happy New Year.
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