New Year Jokes

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New Year Funny Jokes 2015

  • HAPPY NEW YEAR
    Receive my simple gift of LOVE
    Wrapped with SINCERITY
    Tied with CARE &
    Sealed with BLESSINGS
    2 Keep u HAPPY & SAFE all the life long.
    HAPPY NEW YEAR
  • Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
    It means, ‘Without Information Fighting Every time’
    WIFE says: No, it means ‘With Idiot for Ever’
    Happy New Year 2015

Happy New Year Jokes In Punjabi

  • Ek Sardar Apne Bete Se Bola:
    “Oye Ghabra Mat Tu Sher Ka Puttar Hai..
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    Beta:”Oye Pape Achcha Hua Bata Diya..
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    Teacher Bhi Poochti Hai Ki Tu Kis Janwar Ki aulad hai.
    Happy New Year.
  1. Ek Raat 2 Baje Bhot Tez Barish me 1 Pathan
    ne ek ghar ka Darwaza knock kiya aur Pucha:
    KyA DHAKKA LAGA DO Gy?
    Aadmi neend me tha isliye inkaar kar k andar
    aa gya par usay guilty feel hua.
    Socha Barish me kabhi Main bhi phans sakta hun,
    Wo utha aur Bahir ja kar onchi awaz me pukara:
    Kya Tumhe abhi bhi dhakkay ki zarurat hai?
    Aawaz Aayi:
    HAAN..!!
    Aadmi:
    Theek hai Bhai,Tum ho kahan?
    Pathan:
    Yara Yahan GARDEN ME DEKHO.
    HUM JHOOLAY PAR BETHA HAI..
    Happy New Year.
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