New Year Jokes

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Happy New Year Jokes In Punjabi

  • Ek Sardar Apne Bete Se Bola:
    “Oye Ghabra Mat Tu Sher Ka Puttar Hai..
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    Beta:”Oye Pape Achcha Hua Bata Diya..
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    Teacher Bhi Poochti Hai Ki Tu Kis Janwar Ki aulad hai.
    Happy New Year.
  1. Ek Raat 2 Baje Bhot Tez Barish me 1 Pathan
    ne ek ghar ka Darwaza knock kiya aur Pucha:
    KyA DHAKKA LAGA DO Gy?
    Aadmi neend me tha isliye inkaar kar k andar
    aa gya par usay guilty feel hua.
    Socha Barish me kabhi Main bhi phans sakta hun,
    Wo utha aur Bahir ja kar onchi awaz me pukara:
    Kya Tumhe abhi bhi dhakkay ki zarurat hai?
    Aawaz Aayi:
    HAAN..!!
    Aadmi:
    Theek hai Bhai,Tum ho kahan?
    Pathan:
    Yara Yahan GARDEN ME DEKHO.
    HUM JHOOLAY PAR BETHA HAI..
    Happy New Year.

Happy New Year Jokes 2016

  • On Friday, A boy with a hot girl went to a jewellers.
    He chose a ring of 8 lacs.
    Girl felt like being in heaven.
    Boy gave a cheque & said:
    I’ll collect the ring on monday after the cheque is cleared.
    On M’day jeweller called: There’s no
    money in ur a/c.
    Boy: I know, but can U imagine what a weekend I had.
    Happy New Year.
  • Kal rat kutta bhonk raha tha, “FARAZ”
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    Haan Haan bilkul Aisy he.
    Tu tha kya?? o paa ji kadi has v leya karo..
    Happy New Year.